some funnies...

chem professor to his class: does anyone know abt the ddt? (he later says its the dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane)
guy: i heard it was a wrestling move (boisterous laughter from all the guys, me included since i watched the sport before)

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pastor to a somewhat female populated audience: we now come to 1 timothy 2:11.... "a woman should learn in quietness and full submission. i do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be slient. for adam was first, then eve. and adam was not the one decieved, it was the woman who was decieved and became a sinner (he proceeds to read the rest of the chapter really fast. after a second of silence)... WELL, what do you know? we don't have time already! see you next sunday!"
(laughter from the guys, and some women)

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pastor: (after saying a prayer) greet one another...
me: (turns over to the right) hi!
angie: hi, i'm angie, nice to meet you finally!
me: (to myself: haaaaah?)
angie: i saw you working at Tanger (an outlet area), i've been so wanting to talk to you!
me: (nya!!! napasobra ata tambay ko dun sa stores na walang binibili lagi, napagkamalan ako tuloy na saleslady!!!)